Hick Radio?

Ok, so now that I am settling down in Maine its time to start posting again. My first week ended on a Thuersday so I could return home to get things packed at home. I was living out of a hotel in Maine and on my way home started listening to a few of the stations I work for. One of them being 107-5 FRANK FM.

Our current contest is basically paying our listeners to listen. Hear us call your name and you win a 100 bucks if you call us within 10 minutes. Then you are in the running for a chance at $1 Million. Cool eh?

Here is how it went this particular Friday.

DJ: Frank FM is this Bob?
Bob: Yes it is, I done heard yuh call my name (ok he just said "I heard you call my name)
DJ: Well congrats, you are on Franks payroll and we're paying you $100 an hour to listen to Frank!
Bob: Wow, thats great, my wife made me enter, and then she heard my name.
DJ: So what are you going to get your wife if you win the million dollars.
Bob: I'm gonna get her a pick up truck (plus ammenities I have no idea what they were) and a Bobcat, she really likes them.
DJ: A bobcat?
Bob: Yeah you know one of them little tractors. She thinks their cool.

Oh boy...what have I gotten myself into?