What? I forgot.
I keep seeing the commercial for Adult ADD and oddly, I keep forgetting to visit.
Today, I was online when the commercial ran, hit the site, and if you visit the site, they have a questionnaire to tell you if you may have ADD.
My results suggested that I run, right then, to my doctor and demand some drugs. Instead, I got distracted (imagine that) and clicked on the link to the company's home page.
In case it changes by the time you get there, the "breaking news" is:
Lilly Affirms: No 'Missing' Prozac Documents and No New Scientific Information; Claims that documents went missing at trial are unfounded
Is it just me, or does a company that has to investigate if they lost documents not the company I want in charge of helping me with memory and focus issues?
Today, I was online when the commercial ran, hit the site, and if you visit the site, they have a questionnaire to tell you if you may have ADD.
My results suggested that I run, right then, to my doctor and demand some drugs. Instead, I got distracted (imagine that) and clicked on the link to the company's home page.
In case it changes by the time you get there, the "breaking news" is:
Lilly Affirms: No 'Missing' Prozac Documents and No New Scientific Information; Claims that documents went missing at trial are unfounded
Is it just me, or does a company that has to investigate if they lost documents not the company I want in charge of helping me with memory and focus issues?
1 Comments:
HOLY CRAP FOR CRAP!!!! ME TOO!!!! Their Site Said:
The responses you have provided indicate that your symptoms may be consistent with Adult ADD. It may be beneficial for you to talk with your healthcare professional about an evaluation.
****Wait the questions are so loaded...****
1) How often do you have trouble wrapping up the final details of a project, once the challenging parts have been done? (In this example you are a consultant, finishing the project means its time to find a new job)
Never/Rarely/Sometimes/Often/All The Fucking Time, Man.
2) How often do you have difficulty getting things in order when you have to do a task that requires organization that also requires you to spend time with a co-worker with body odor?
Never/Rarely/Sometimes/Often/All The Fucking Time, Man.
3)If you had alzheimers, How often would you have problems remembering appointments or obligations?
Never/Rarely/Sometimes/Often/All The Fucking Time, Man.
4) When you have a task that requires a lot of thought, and you have just recovered from a period of binge drinking, how often do you avoid or delay getting started?
Never/Rarely/Sometimes/Often/All The Fucking Time, Man.
5) How often do you fidget or squirm with your hands or your feet when you have to sit down for a long time and are being held against your will by the Islamic Jihad?
Never/Rarely/Sometimes/Often/All The Fucking Time, Man.
6)If you were a cyborg how often would you feel overly active and compelled to do things, like you were driven by a motor?
Never/Rarely/Sometimes/Often/All The Fucking Time, Man.
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