Man Jumps off Bridge, gets $1 Million!
A MAN who became a paraplegic at 14 when he dived off a road bridge into a New South Wales river was awarded more than $1 million in damages today...
Why? The Judge said "I am satisfied that the signs were not effective in the sense that large numbers of young people continued to dive, do somersaults, etc from the bridge,"
How do you stop kids from being assholes? In exchange for the $1 Million they paid the loser they should get pictures of him in a wheel chair, pictures of him getting his ass wiped by someone else and pictures of him not feeling anything while getting laid. (You know, like him in a wheel chair shrugging with his hands in the air like "this is supposed to feel good" with just a womans head visible in his lap) These should be placed near the bridge with a caption "Warning, Jumping Off A Bridge Into Shallow Water Can Be Dangerous, Just Ask Mr Dederer, from Newcastle."
At least that way they make an example out of him and get somehing for their $1 Million.
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Why? The Judge said "I am satisfied that the signs were not effective in the sense that large numbers of young people continued to dive, do somersaults, etc from the bridge,"
How do you stop kids from being assholes? In exchange for the $1 Million they paid the loser they should get pictures of him in a wheel chair, pictures of him getting his ass wiped by someone else and pictures of him not feeling anything while getting laid. (You know, like him in a wheel chair shrugging with his hands in the air like "this is supposed to feel good" with just a womans head visible in his lap) These should be placed near the bridge with a caption "Warning, Jumping Off A Bridge Into Shallow Water Can Be Dangerous, Just Ask Mr Dederer, from Newcastle."
At least that way they make an example out of him and get somehing for their $1 Million.
Click Here for the Story.
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