Diet
As everyone except Chuck has experienced, I need to loose some weight. My goal right now is 15 pounds in 15 weeks. Not too bad.
There are a ton of ways to loose that. I considered fad diets like Atkins or South Beach. I actually do very well on Atkins. But sandwiches are my favorite thing to eat (I make sandwiches out of spaghetti, ask Peg), so that was out.
So I jump on e-diets.com and sign up for my free profile. It recommends that I eat between 1,500 - 1,900 calories a day, and I'll be set.
That didn't sound like that many calories, considering that a single Monster Thickburger is 1,420 calories alone with mouth-watering ingredients such as "Butter Flavored Shortening."
Mmmmmm butter flavored shortening.
But I figured out the secret and I'll let you know. It's really about WHAT you eat. Turns out, if you can cut out the buttered flavored shortening, you can eat a lot of things!
Just eat smarter! So with my 1900 calories, I can eat:
Like my plan? I call it the New Steamed Beef Revolution!
There are a ton of ways to loose that. I considered fad diets like Atkins or South Beach. I actually do very well on Atkins. But sandwiches are my favorite thing to eat (I make sandwiches out of spaghetti, ask Peg), so that was out.
So I jump on e-diets.com and sign up for my free profile. It recommends that I eat between 1,500 - 1,900 calories a day, and I'll be set.
That didn't sound like that many calories, considering that a single Monster Thickburger is 1,420 calories alone with mouth-watering ingredients such as "Butter Flavored Shortening."
Mmmmmm butter flavored shortening.
But I figured out the secret and I'll let you know. It's really about WHAT you eat. Turns out, if you can cut out the buttered flavored shortening, you can eat a lot of things!
Just eat smarter! So with my 1900 calories, I can eat:
- 11 White Castle Hamburgers.
- 2 boxes of fries
Like my plan? I call it the New Steamed Beef Revolution!
1 Comments:
You have inspired me! I am going to start my own restaurant! Picture this...a 1/4 beef patty, breaded and FRIED with a sauce made from SAUSAGE GRAVY...oh but thats not all. The bun...Two pieces of thick FRENCH TOAST...FRIED! (Like a Monte Cristo) For a side...chopped up sausage "sticks" breaded and fried. ANd to drink a FRIED coke!
Mmmmmmmm.
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