Fortune Cookie

At lunch today with my fellow NY Jewish co-worker, we had the traditional Jewish meal...Chinese food. While talking about a co-worker that I had some issues with, I opened my fortune cookie... "YOU ARE NEVER BITTER, DECEPTIVE OR PETTY."

I thought that was a bit ironic...because I was being bitter and petty...but then it hit me...

You have to add, "IN BED" and then it was true.