New Year's Resolutions...

Its the time of year when people start to set goals for the next year. Goals we rarely pay much attention to or keep much longer than January. To lose weight? Yeah that lasts until Valentine's day when we gorge ourselves on candy hearts that taste like chalk or chocolate. To quit smoking? Yeah, that doesn't see Jan 2...because when you have that champagne in your hand, if you're a smoker...you probaby want a cigarette...

So I say, set yourself up for a successful year! Set goals that are easily attained OR better yet, goals you really want to keep. In the spirit of those criteria, here are my New Year's Resolutions. (And their justifications)

Thing I Won't Do This Year:

1) Not to kill anyone... (no justification needed)
2) Not to freeze to death (Its fucking COLD here)
3) Not to reanimate dead tissue (That's just unnatural)

Things I Hope to accomplish:

1) To Get Laid More...(don't deny it...that one is universal)
2) To make some new friends in Maine. (with or without teeth...but definitely with brains)
3) To break 125 for more than just a few days.

Ok, so I showed you mine...now tell me yours!