Illegal Immigration

How About Some Common Sense People!

It would be really scary if the wave of Illegals coming in from the Southwest would eventually force a "Trail of Tears" as all of our citizens fled Southern California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas and fled North East to The original 13 Colonies.

If it weren't for the first wave of Illegal Immigrants, our ancestors,coming to the NEW WORLD from Spain, France, The Netherlands and England, this country would still be populated by the indigenous people. Perhaps we should learn a lesson from our own history?

Pondering Easter

Ok...So Easter and Passover are fast approaching. If you are wondering why Easter isn't like Christmas, which is celebrated on the same day each year, it is because its on the Jewish Calendar. Its always tied to Passover because the last supper was a SEDER and Jesus was killed during Passover.

A friend once asked me if I knew how many days it took Jesus to rise.

I told him, "well, first the apostles had to pre-heat the cave to 350 degrees. Then they had to grease and lightly flower 1 shroud of Turin, then they had to prepare the yeast mixture just right...after all if they scaled the yeast, Jesus couldn't Rise..." Then it hit me...

To commemorate passover, for 8 days Jewish people eat only unlveaned bread. No cakes, no cookies, nothing allowed to rise.

SO, how is it that GOD let JESUS, who was a Jew, RISE!

Jesus couldn't have risen! He would have had to be The Unleveaned Messiah! No ifs, ands or buts about it!

Vault and Blak

Well, Coke has just releases two new products.

Vault is an energy drink that "Drinks like a soda and kicks like an energy drink" And if it were gritty I would say it was carbonated Mettamucil. Coincidentally it has the same effect according to this Review I found.

Next is Blak Its Coke with the an infusion of Coffee flavors. And its weird, but I LIKE IT!!!

Does anyone remember 7-Up Gold? Man, I wish they'd bring that stuff back.

WTF?

We just switched our insurance carrier at work.and got this e-mail from HR:

In issuing the Horizon medical cards I have noticed some errors in the spelling of names or street addresses. I am asking at this time that when you receive your packet that you please examine carefully your name and your address and let me know of any discrepancies. We will need to get these corrected so that there is no problems in processing your medical claims or any future mailings that you will receive from Horizon. Thank You

Well, I checked mine. HOLY SHIT! It said

Charles Homler
17 Wyett Lane
Marlboro, NJ 07746


I haven't lived there in 6 years! And I did have this HMO 6 years ago. SO I bet they put in my SS # and figuired I was back, and didn't bother to copy the info off my form. WTF?

Canada trash U.S. security threat

What confuses me about This article about a security threat is not that there is a security threat in bringing in unscanned containers.

It is that we import garbage into the United States.

I must be crazy.