This Beer Is A Liar!

As you may or may not know, I love beer. One time when I was out with Andrew and El Presidente, I had 6 beers! And I weighed 120lbs at the time...sure they were sampler sized, but I drank all six (without help.) In all seriousness though, I am a beer snob. My favorite is Chimay, a trappist ale from Belgium. But I like all sorts of brews. Recently I wanted to try a new beer and while reading the label, I realized a flagrant Oxymoron on the label. This beer is a liar!

College Alumni

Now that Peg is a graduate, she gets invited to great Kean Alumni Summer Splashes like this one....at Bar A!

Deep Fried

• Sliders Don't worry Chuck, they aren't here either.
• Double Quarter Pounder
• Bacon-Cheese-Beer Dog

Graduation Day

Here she is, running so fast to get her diploma, you can hardly tell it is Peg...

But look at that great hair!

Security Products

Ok, so when looking at the "It takes a Thief" web site for products I should get to make my house more secure, they suggested two things that struck me as odd, until we googled them.

• Harmless fog machines can be installed to "scare" intruders off your property.
  

And check out this great animation.
The second tip:

• A security robot is an innovative way to keep track of what's going on in your home while you are away. The robot provides mobile interior video surveillance and audio capability so you can view different areas of your home while the robot travels about. At the same time, you can view your home via the Internet and type in what you want the robot to speak so they can tell a thief to get lost and that cops are on the way!
  

That got me this on Google:
Hrm...

Mom!

So I fix my mom's computer from time to time....

This week, my brother gives me her laptop to take home on the train to fix, but instead of the bag I gave her (standard black laptop bag), she replaced it with this one for me to carry home on the train:



Let me just tell you, you don't want to step out in New Brunswick with THAT on your shoulder at 11pm when you are a guy!