Security Products

Ok, so when looking at the "It takes a Thief" web site for products I should get to make my house more secure, they suggested two things that struck me as odd, until we googled them.

• Harmless fog machines can be installed to "scare" intruders off your property.
  

And check out this great animation.
The second tip:

• A security robot is an innovative way to keep track of what's going on in your home while you are away. The robot provides mobile interior video surveillance and audio capability so you can view different areas of your home while the robot travels about. At the same time, you can view your home via the Internet and type in what you want the robot to speak so they can tell a thief to get lost and that cops are on the way!
  

That got me this on Google:
Hrm...