Best Job Title Ever?

This is a job posting EXACTLY as it appears online:


TECHNICAL ASSISTANT TO THE CONSTRUCTION OFFICIAL (TACO) – WATCHUNG BOROUGH, Somerset County, is seeking a qualified experienced candidate for a full time position in the construction department as a TACO, or the ability to obtain certification within one year. Familiarity with Road Runner software a plus. Salary commensurate with experience. Benefits included. April 1st start. EOE. Send resume to Laureen Fellin, Administrator, Borough of Watchung, 15 Mountain Boulevard, Watchung, NJ 07069. By March 17th, 2008. Ad Posted March 1, Ad Removed March 31, 2008

So Sad

Egg McMuffin Inventor Dies at 89. I am hopeful they do a tribute offer for Herb Peterson.

Obama

Poll: 1 in 10 Get Obamas Religion Wrong.

Conservatives, less educated voters and white evangelical Protestants are likelier to believe Obama is Muslim, as are people from the South, the Midwest and rural areas, the poll showed.

Someone needed a poll to know conservatives, less educated, and white evangelical prodestants are more likely to get this wrong?

Rail News

In an odd coincidence, two Rail News articles today. First:

Massachusetts Refuses Liability Shield in CSX Deal. Basically CSX wanted Massachusetts to accept liability for any accidents, including those caused by CSX. Florida recently agreed to similar terms.

Later tonight, I saw this interesting one:

Injuries reported as freight car collides with commuter train. Where else? Mass. A CSX freight car that rolled about two miles where it collided with the commuter rail locomotive.

Speeding Oreo

Best... excuse... ever.

I dropped my Oreo!

Year Long Case

I am not sure what would take a YEAR to determine in this case, but at least picnic baskets are safe...

But who knew that Serbian turbo-folk music had a purpose?

(Except of course a perfectly good reason to post a picture of Serbian turbo-folk musicians)

Taco Thief!

Steps:

1) Call yourself Robert Kennedy.
2) Get free tacos.
3) Post it on the Internet.
4) Go to Jail?

One hell of a crime.

Brunch Burger

Mmmmm Donut Burger