So how much are YOU worth?
Ok, so everyone is always asking me how much I weigh. Yeah, I know I'm thin, but do you REALLY want to know? So I have come up with ways to confuse people while still being honest. I tell them my weight in Kilograms!
I currently weigh about 53 Kg. Thats 53,000 grams! Which means that if I were made of Cocaine, I'd have a street value of about $1,098,736.36. (Using data from the Coast Guard) So if someone asks my weight I'll just tell them my street value and let them do the math. I think this can help a lot of people with their self esteem. When you put it in terms of dollars, its hard to comprehend...and that also means you probably weight less in South America than here in the States because of supply and demand.
Divide your weight in pounds by 2.2 then multiply that number by 1,000. Thats your weight in grams. Now take that number and multply it by $20.66 and you get your street value in cocaine.
Now go get high on your own supply.
I currently weigh about 53 Kg. Thats 53,000 grams! Which means that if I were made of Cocaine, I'd have a street value of about $1,098,736.36. (Using data from the Coast Guard) So if someone asks my weight I'll just tell them my street value and let them do the math. I think this can help a lot of people with their self esteem. When you put it in terms of dollars, its hard to comprehend...and that also means you probably weight less in South America than here in the States because of supply and demand.
Divide your weight in pounds by 2.2 then multiply that number by 1,000. Thats your weight in grams. Now take that number and multply it by $20.66 and you get your street value in cocaine.
Now go get high on your own supply.
1 Comments:
Don't tell Craig, I'm worth almost double what you are ;-)
$ 2,249,092.41
But I'm trying to go down in value...
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