Enormous Omelet Sandwich

I have at least two food weaknesses.
First, breakfast foods. We even talked about having waffles at our wedding. Next, sandwiches. I'll make anything into a sandwich. It drives Peg crazy.

So today, Burger King released the "Enormous Omelet Sandwich" -- a perfect combo:



Except that Penny Kris-Etherton at Penn State says "Americans do not need an Enormous Omelet Sandwich".

Wait a minute, I'm an American!

Excuse me. Who does Penny Kris-Etherton think she is telling me that I don't need a breakfast sandwich larger than my fist??

So I googled her:



Her profile at PennState lists her as "Distinguished Professor", making me suspicious to begin with -- why else would you add distinguished to your title?

Then, I notice she lists interests of "The effects of diet on plasma lipid and lipoprotein metabolism and platelet function"....

That's it, she just needs to get out more and have some ribs instead of looking into platelet function. Myself, I'm going to do some more research on this need for an "Enormous" omelet sandwich.

So, what's your favorite food that there is no earthly need to eat?