Shea Butter
Earlier in the week I posted about my experience at a pub caled Shay's. That reminded me of a story from several years back.
I was seeing a girl named Bella. We decided to go to the mall to do some shopping and walked passed Bath and Body Works. They had a display out front
"Oh look they have She-uh butter!"
I look at the product and say, "Are you sure its "She-uh" butter not "Shay" Butter, you know like Shea Staium."
She got mad. In the middle of the mall raised her voice to me, "Have you ever used the stuff? Have you ever even heard of the stuff?"
"No...but" She interupts,
"But what? You know better? Why don't you go inside the store and ask them about the SHAY butter, they'll have no idea what you are talking about. I've been using it for years and I've never heard anyone call it SHAY butter...what on Earth makes you think that its SHAY butter and not SHE-UH Butter?"
I've found that when someone gets bent out of shape like this, the best way to exacerbate the situation is to remin calm, cool and collected. So in the calmest way possible I say "Because the product is called SHAY it isn't so, not SHE-UH Later."
Later on that evening she was telling me how her KER-KADE-E-AN rhythm was screwed up. That opened up a whole other arguement. When the night concluded she actually asked me if I wanted to stay over. Odd huh?
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I was seeing a girl named Bella. We decided to go to the mall to do some shopping and walked passed Bath and Body Works. They had a display out front
"Oh look they have She-uh butter!"
I look at the product and say, "Are you sure its "She-uh" butter not "Shay" Butter, you know like Shea Staium."
She got mad. In the middle of the mall raised her voice to me, "Have you ever used the stuff? Have you ever even heard of the stuff?"
"No...but" She interupts,
"But what? You know better? Why don't you go inside the store and ask them about the SHAY butter, they'll have no idea what you are talking about. I've been using it for years and I've never heard anyone call it SHAY butter...what on Earth makes you think that its SHAY butter and not SHE-UH Butter?"
I've found that when someone gets bent out of shape like this, the best way to exacerbate the situation is to remin calm, cool and collected. So in the calmest way possible I say "Because the product is called SHAY it isn't so, not SHE-UH Later."
Later on that evening she was telling me how her KER-KADE-E-AN rhythm was screwed up. That opened up a whole other arguement. When the night concluded she actually asked me if I wanted to stay over. Odd huh?
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