Kelly Clarkson
So I was walking across the street and saw some blonde girl waving her arms talking to some guy on the corner of Free street and Center street (in front of The Cumberland County Civic Center) She looked ridiculous...bad dye job, tacky tatoo, ugly pink outfit...annoying voice and manner...
Yeah, it was Kelly Clarkson
How is this woman famous? She can't sing, she can't write her own songs and she's hardly a sex symbol. She was so caked in make-up that at first I thought she was Tammy Faye Baker...and she wasn not even on stage. Although I would love to have the mineral rights to her face, I mean...I'd start strip mining right away and make a fortune!
What a catty little bitch I am ;)
I only figured out it was her because there were a ton of tour buses and I asked what was going on and they said it was a Kelly Clarkson show. We should send her to Iraq...I don't think the insurgents could take her either...may work to drive them out like the pied piper of Hamlin.
Yeah, it was Kelly Clarkson
How is this woman famous? She can't sing, she can't write her own songs and she's hardly a sex symbol. She was so caked in make-up that at first I thought she was Tammy Faye Baker...and she wasn not even on stage. Although I would love to have the mineral rights to her face, I mean...I'd start strip mining right away and make a fortune!
What a catty little bitch I am ;)
I only figured out it was her because there were a ton of tour buses and I asked what was going on and they said it was a Kelly Clarkson show. We should send her to Iraq...I don't think the insurgents could take her either...may work to drive them out like the pied piper of Hamlin.
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Peg, I love you, but errrr...I put liking Kelly Clarkson on the same plain as liking DC Talk
Clarkson learned hard way about deodorant
Associated Press
Aug. 2, 2005 06:00 PM
Kelly Clarkson says she's a hygiene freak now after getting in late on the deodorant game.
The former "American Idol" winner tells Jane Magazine when she was growing up her mom was too busy working -- so she never got the girlie talk. She says her friends even called her "smelly Kelly." And it wasn't because it rhymed -- as she used to think.
Clarkson says one of her friends finally said to her, "Dude, do you know about deodorant?" Clarkson says she went home and yelled at her mom.
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