Interesting Survey

I want to know what group of guys went to their boss at the Centers for Disease Control and suggested this study.

Credit Union Man!

Was at the Credit Union web site today, and I thought I'd share this cartoon which makes me confident in their ability to secure and protect my money:



Then I noticed even funnier the filename... :-)

The Wiz

Court Cases in Washington County, PA reveal two things.

First, there are a lot of drunks in Washington County.

Second, a bad name for a kid (unless perhaps you are related) is Thomas A. Edison. Think of all the teasing this guy went through as a kid for not being a genius? Drove him to drink.

Poor Wizard of Menlo Park.

David

DAVID has a snakebite.

Andrew...Be Careful

I await the visitation of Andrew...he'll be driving to Maine this weekend hopefully. Here is a word of caution:

I may weight only 55Kg, but my right foot, is at least 30 of them...today, for the first time in my entire 14 years of driving, I got a speeding ticket.

Here is why...New Jersey License plate. While doing 80 on the Maine Pike, following a row of 10 or 12 other cars doing 80, being trailed by 3 or 4 cars doing 80...I got singled out of the line because I had NJ plates.

The cop was VERY nice. Had a good sense of humor even joked that the Maine Pike is crazier than teh Garden State Parkway.

Now, my co-worker Chrissy, she thinks its because I am Jewish that I got pulled over. Maybe I should take the Star of David bumper sticker off my car? Or maybe the NY Yankees sticker?

Anyway, here is the point system.

My faves are...

Failure to Reduce Speed on a Grade or Curve - 2

And what the hell is: Lane Conviction - 2

Peace In Monument Square

A wise man once told me..."Everytime you eat a steak, a hippie's hackey sack is lost in the gutter." This is of course akin to "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten." Except, more people care about kittens than Hippies and Hackey sacks combined...mainly because kittens learned instinctively to clean themselves, I suppose.

Anyway, "Might Makes Right" anyone?