Peace In Monument Square

A wise man once told me..."Everytime you eat a steak, a hippie's hackey sack is lost in the gutter." This is of course akin to "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten." Except, more people care about kittens than Hippies and Hackey sacks combined...mainly because kittens learned instinctively to clean themselves, I suppose.

Anyway, "Might Makes Right" anyone?