Kitchen Cabinets

Ok, so I am now officially a HOMEOWNER! I closed yesterday afternoon and spend the day getting things in order. This morning I had my new hot water heater installed and while the plumber hooked it up, I started cleaning my cabinets in the kitchen. When I climbed on top of my kitchen counter I laughed my ass off.

Apparently the husband that lived in my unit before me like porno magazines...but I assume he didn't want his wife to know. So he hid them on the top of the kitchen caninets. When I went to clean up there I found 3 magazines, covered in dust. I offered them to the plumber, Sheldon, but he didn't seem interested nor did his assistant.