Random Current Events Musings...

So this morning I was watching the news when Bush announced his new tool for Supreme court. I listened as he read the credentials of Sam Alito and it occured to me the last time I heard something like that was when I was in 3rd grade and we had to give oral presentations on book reports and the book had to be a biography. (I chose Theodore Geisel)

Take that back...I think the 3rd grade kids sounded like better orators. Jesus, this guy could read the resume of Ben Franklin, Thomas Edison or Jim Thorpe and make it sound like crap.

Also I read this article and realized...

Keith Relf must have been reincarnated as a Reverend.