We've all been abducted.

Obvious signs that you may have been abducted:

• Have had unexplainable missing or lost time of one hour or more.
  Shoot, that's me all the time.


• Have had a shocking UFO sighting or multiple sightings in your life.
  Ok, would have guessed this one.


• Have a cosmic awareness, an interest in ecology, environment, vegetarianism, or are very socially conscious.
  Ahhhh! Alyssa has been abducted!


• Have a secret feeling that you are "special" or "chosen," somehow.
  Teacher always said Chuck was special....


• Have awoken in another place than where you went to sleep, or don't remember ever going to sleep. (i.e. waking up with your head at the foot of your bed, or in your car)
  Hrm, well, sleep doesn't really apply much for me.


• Have awoken in the middle of the night startled.
  OMG! Peg has been abducted, too!


This two are great:

• Have an interest in the subject of UFO sightings or aliens, perhaps compelled to read about it a lot.


• Have an extreme aversion towards the subject of UFO's or aliens - don't want to talk about it.


• Have awoken with soreness in your genitals which can not be explained.
  No Comment.


• Have had back or neck problems, T-3 vertebrae out often, or awoken with an unusual stiffness in any part of the body.
  Stiffness? Check.


• Have frequent or sporadic headaches, especially in the sinus, behind one eye, or in one ear.
  They got JoJo, too! And she thought it was allergies!


• Have a difficult time trusting other people, especially authority figures.
  There goes Ted!

and of course.....

• Have many of these traits but can't remember anything about an abduction or alien encounter.