Space: The Final Frontier
I was musing about our space program after the Shuttle made its safe return last week. And I got to thinking. Every major cutting edge break through we have had recently, has first been exploited or utilized by one industry in particular. They were the early adopter of VHS/Beta vs Film, one of the first to adopt CD-ROM and interactive technologies, Digital Editting, Production and Video techniques...and when the Web was a baby, there were more websites full of their product than anything else out there... the PORNO industry!
So why hasn't Larry Flynt exploited space? Pay the Russian space agency a few million to send a couple people up to space to in a Soyuz capsule and shoot the first Porno in space. He could even put a scientific research bend to the project. Send a guy up there with Erectile Dysfunction. Bad enough the guy has emotional and psychological pressure on him, but if you remove the pressure of gravity, maybe he wouldn't have to "scrub the mission."
That got me wondering something else. Its not documented, but, I think its safe to say, that people have had sex in space. There was a wedding already, although the guy was on ISS while his bride was in TX. NASA mission control and the Russian Space Agency probably wouldn't wanna brag about the record for "First To Fuck In Space", but being up in space, in close quarters like that...you gotta think its happened. I really bet there has been more Gay sex in space than hetero sex (Another record they wouldn't want. "First to have gay sex in space.") mostly because its always two or three poor Russian and American guys alone for an average length of 175.5 days...Alone, with only male companionship, for 6 months... COME ON, like they aren't saying...
"Hey Pavel, we can not play Russian roulette up here, if bullet breaks capsule we are all caput...lets play for sexual favors."
Why for sex? Like they are allowed to bring alcohol in space...although if we sent astronauts from Kentucky, they could probably make a still.
And even if there is no sex going on in space...you know that they have to be taking care of themselves. 6 months? Either they are eunichs or they masturbate or they have some kind of machine for that that is TOP SECRET. Probably because its $2 Billion dollars and NASA doesn't want us to know we pay for astronaughty behavior.
By the way, most of the air they breathe...is a by product of their urine. Yikes.
So why hasn't Larry Flynt exploited space? Pay the Russian space agency a few million to send a couple people up to space to in a Soyuz capsule and shoot the first Porno in space. He could even put a scientific research bend to the project. Send a guy up there with Erectile Dysfunction. Bad enough the guy has emotional and psychological pressure on him, but if you remove the pressure of gravity, maybe he wouldn't have to "scrub the mission."
That got me wondering something else. Its not documented, but, I think its safe to say, that people have had sex in space. There was a wedding already, although the guy was on ISS while his bride was in TX. NASA mission control and the Russian Space Agency probably wouldn't wanna brag about the record for "First To Fuck In Space", but being up in space, in close quarters like that...you gotta think its happened. I really bet there has been more Gay sex in space than hetero sex (Another record they wouldn't want. "First to have gay sex in space.") mostly because its always two or three poor Russian and American guys alone for an average length of 175.5 days...Alone, with only male companionship, for 6 months... COME ON, like they aren't saying...
"Hey Pavel, we can not play Russian roulette up here, if bullet breaks capsule we are all caput...lets play for sexual favors."
Why for sex? Like they are allowed to bring alcohol in space...although if we sent astronauts from Kentucky, they could probably make a still.
And even if there is no sex going on in space...you know that they have to be taking care of themselves. 6 months? Either they are eunichs or they masturbate or they have some kind of machine for that that is TOP SECRET. Probably because its $2 Billion dollars and NASA doesn't want us to know we pay for astronaughty behavior.
By the way, most of the air they breathe...is a by product of their urine. Yikes.
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