Tsunami Relief
Ok, I've been called politically incorrect in my time. I have a sick sense of humor, and it gets me in trouble. Like I think the biggest tragedy in the wake of the Tsunami is that 150,000 people died, and not one of them was in France.
But leave it to our friends at the Federal Emergency Management Agency to make the Tsunami "fun for kids." http://www.fema.gov/kids/games/tsunami/
Oh boy...
Now the US government is thinking about delaying debt repayment from the countries affected by the disaster. Shit, haven't our leaders ever played Monopoly? When an opponent gets in a bind you don't let them make it to GO, you build a fucking hotel on Boardwalk and Park Place! That’s what we should do...A Margin call. "Oh Thailand, you owe us a few billion dollars, we don't think you'll ever be able to pay up so...well just take your land."
Then we can change the PH in Phuket to an F and open up a freakin' club med! Best of all, you won't need a passport to go there and you can bring home stuff without worrying about tariffs and customs! Woo-Hoo!
We've been criticized for the amount of aid we've been giving. Meanwhile other nations (France) haven't given that much. I think they have an immunity to tragedy. I mean they left a bunch of their parents and grand parents home while they went on vacations on the Riviera in August of 2003. When they came home they found that 13,000 of their senior citizens were dead from a HEAT WAVE.
I bet they come home, find Grand Ma decomposing on the sofa and think "Crap, I knew we shouldn't have taken the plastic covers off of the furniture."
But leave it to our friends at the Federal Emergency Management Agency to make the Tsunami "fun for kids." http://www.fema.gov/kids/games/tsunami/
Oh boy...
Now the US government is thinking about delaying debt repayment from the countries affected by the disaster. Shit, haven't our leaders ever played Monopoly? When an opponent gets in a bind you don't let them make it to GO, you build a fucking hotel on Boardwalk and Park Place! That’s what we should do...A Margin call. "Oh Thailand, you owe us a few billion dollars, we don't think you'll ever be able to pay up so...well just take your land."
Then we can change the PH in Phuket to an F and open up a freakin' club med! Best of all, you won't need a passport to go there and you can bring home stuff without worrying about tariffs and customs! Woo-Hoo!
We've been criticized for the amount of aid we've been giving. Meanwhile other nations (France) haven't given that much. I think they have an immunity to tragedy. I mean they left a bunch of their parents and grand parents home while they went on vacations on the Riviera in August of 2003. When they came home they found that 13,000 of their senior citizens were dead from a HEAT WAVE.
I bet they come home, find Grand Ma decomposing on the sofa and think "Crap, I knew we shouldn't have taken the plastic covers off of the furniture."
1 Comments:
Hey, whats with the french bashing? I think you have something hidden in your subconscious that makes you hate france for no good reason... and you havent even been there! I will have to take you for a tour, and once you have had enough red wine, cheese and desserts, you will be cured of this insane french-hating phenomenon :)
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