Bono and The Pope
Upon his passing U2's Bono said that the Pope was the Church's best Front Man. A very nice compliment from the singer of the band that is my generation's closest thing to the Beatles or Stones.
A few years ago, the Pope and Bono met. Bono even let the Pontiff where his sunglasses.
I have here the secret transcript of their private conversation.
Pope: Bono, pretend for a minute that I am not the Pope...(dramatic pause) How man girls have you banged?
Bono: I dunno, 25 to 26 hundred.
Pope: Short laugh...thats all? You have nothing on me Bono. See this outfit...this outfit, especially the usual hat, gets you laid, why do you think I have "Sepsis."
A few years ago, the Pope and Bono met. Bono even let the Pontiff where his sunglasses.
I have here the secret transcript of their private conversation.
Pope: Bono, pretend for a minute that I am not the Pope...(dramatic pause) How man girls have you banged?
Bono: I dunno, 25 to 26 hundred.
Pope: Short laugh...thats all? You have nothing on me Bono. See this outfit...this outfit, especially the usual hat, gets you laid, why do you think I have "Sepsis."
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