Illegal Immigration: PROBLEM SOLVED
Here we go, so simple. The answer to our illegal immigration problem with Mexico!
Every year when the illegals want to come over we group them into SOCCER TEAMS. Then we make them play in a tournament! We have sponsors for the tournament, and bring in money to the local economies of our border cities in California, New Mexico, Texas and Arizona where the stadiums for the Immigration Cup Tournament take place. The teams that win their divisions, get to pick our fruits and vegetables and prize money earned from their victory helps clothe, shelter and feed them.
The other teams return home to Mexico in shame. But they'll want to train for the privelage of picking our produce the next year. So they play in minor leagues in provincial capitals of their country, and the best part is...
While they play, it gives them a job, American companies make money off of it running the league and the concessions, and the Mexican public have an opiate for the masses that is not religion...Soccer, keeping them on their side of the border.
Next problem???
Every year when the illegals want to come over we group them into SOCCER TEAMS. Then we make them play in a tournament! We have sponsors for the tournament, and bring in money to the local economies of our border cities in California, New Mexico, Texas and Arizona where the stadiums for the Immigration Cup Tournament take place. The teams that win their divisions, get to pick our fruits and vegetables and prize money earned from their victory helps clothe, shelter and feed them.
The other teams return home to Mexico in shame. But they'll want to train for the privelage of picking our produce the next year. So they play in minor leagues in provincial capitals of their country, and the best part is...
While they play, it gives them a job, American companies make money off of it running the league and the concessions, and the Mexican public have an opiate for the masses that is not religion...Soccer, keeping them on their side of the border.
Next problem???
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