Maine's Next Governor

Well what a pack of fucking losers huh?  Lets see, #1 there is the incumbent.  Governor John Baldacci who has sunk a ton of money into Dirigo Health and won't admit its a flop.

Here's the link. Good idea, poor planning and execution.

Then there is Chandler Woodcock.  If he was mature he'd have changed his last name so that it doesn't mean PENIS in two seperate ways.  Redunacy and Imaturity, great qualities in a Governor.

Then there is Pat LaMarche.  She used to be in radio, so therefore is totally unfit for working in Government.  Oh and the OUI she got a few years back really screams "RESPOSIBLE" to me.

Ahhh, Philip Morris NaPier.  Phillip Morris = Big Tobacco.  N'est pas?  This guy got shot in teh ass running from cops in Windham, ME.  I can see it now... "All rise for the honorable Phillip Morris NaPier..." and then someone hits the CD and you hear "Bad boys bad boys, watcha gonna do..."

Last but not least is Barbara Merrill.  Asides from resembling a Sharpei puppy, I can't really think of anything negative to say about her. 

Scarier than that is this... Governor John Baldacci is Bald




I don't even want to thgink about Chandler Woodcock.