Anna Nicole Smith to finish decomposing in the Bahamas
Is it just me or are you sick of this shit? So yesterday they finally decided where to bury the slowly decaying corpse of former attention whore Anna Nicole Smith. The JUDGE, Larry Seidlin, was CRYING when he read his Ruling. CRYING!!! Why?
Please tell me those tears were for the system, for the mockery the press has made of journalism, for the frenzy around Anna Nicole Smith's life, death and legacy...
Guess what? While all this shit was going on and most of America was at the edge of their seat wondering "Will Anna Nicole be buried in the US, will she be buried in the Bahamas, or will her body be completely decomposed before they decide the case:"
Iran decided it didn't care what the world though and was going to continue refining Uranium.
North Korea worked out a deal where they would stop making Plutonium and shut down their Nuclear program in return for aid and energy resources.
The UK announced they were setting up a timetable to withdraw from Iraq and annouced major reductions of troops.
The minister for Social Welfare in Pakistan was assasinated because a fanatic believed that women shouldn't be in politics and she refused to wear a veil.
AND a bunch of other shit too, all more important than the media frenzy surrounding Smith.
Why is this taking up 5 of every 30 minutes of TV news? Why do I need to know? Why does anyone care. When she died they should have done the news like this.
"And that wraps it up for the news at 5 and coming up at 11 all the latest news and headlines plus weather with 50/50 chance of being correct weather and sports with male pattern baldness guy...oh by the way Anna Nicole Smith died today, yeah, we didn't know she was still relevant either...see you at 11."
The only two people who should be paying attention to this are BRITNEY SPEARS and PARIS HILTON. In 14 years if you don't change your ways, this is your life ladies!
Plus, not a single journalist mentioned that now that Anna is not overseeingthe rearing of her baby daughter, that girl has a chance to be someone.
Please tell me those tears were for the system, for the mockery the press has made of journalism, for the frenzy around Anna Nicole Smith's life, death and legacy...
Guess what? While all this shit was going on and most of America was at the edge of their seat wondering "Will Anna Nicole be buried in the US, will she be buried in the Bahamas, or will her body be completely decomposed before they decide the case:"
Iran decided it didn't care what the world though and was going to continue refining Uranium.
North Korea worked out a deal where they would stop making Plutonium and shut down their Nuclear program in return for aid and energy resources.
The UK announced they were setting up a timetable to withdraw from Iraq and annouced major reductions of troops.
The minister for Social Welfare in Pakistan was assasinated because a fanatic believed that women shouldn't be in politics and she refused to wear a veil.
AND a bunch of other shit too, all more important than the media frenzy surrounding Smith.
Why is this taking up 5 of every 30 minutes of TV news? Why do I need to know? Why does anyone care. When she died they should have done the news like this.
"And that wraps it up for the news at 5 and coming up at 11 all the latest news and headlines plus weather with 50/50 chance of being correct weather and sports with male pattern baldness guy...oh by the way Anna Nicole Smith died today, yeah, we didn't know she was still relevant either...see you at 11."
The only two people who should be paying attention to this are BRITNEY SPEARS and PARIS HILTON. In 14 years if you don't change your ways, this is your life ladies!
Plus, not a single journalist mentioned that now that Anna is not overseeingthe rearing of her baby daughter, that girl has a chance to be someone.
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